We need More-mon neighbors

It's great to have Mormon neighbors. Let me show you in the way of a story. In the second story of a average sized house in a average street in a average neighborhood in the average city of Bentonville, lives a 17-year old. And let me tell you, he likes his noise. It can emanate from his fairly large television, from his iHome, from his computer's speakers, and the worse, from his Pearl drum set. But, seemingly unflinching, his Mormon neighbors do not seem to mind. No resent was shown from the awkward time when both he and the Mormon dad washed their cars at the same time. No resent came from that weird time in the teen's earlier years when he and his brother threw paint balls at their drive way from the second floor window. It's almost magical how nice they are. For example, Nick Cude is a Mormon. We blog in the same blog. I bet if I insulted Nick, he wouldn't even notice. He's so nice. But his puns are sloppy. See? He's probably not even gonna get mad at the fact that I just insulted his puns. He'll probably just agree with me. What a great guy.

Come on, let's be honest

Come on, let's be honest. Any blog whose sole purpose is to pun is destined to crash and burn. I mean  it could be so bad that Google Chrome might ask to kill your pages even when your browser is perfectly working. However, the key word is "could." This could be cheesy and lame, it could have whatsoever nothing Gouda with it.
But after The Pundamentalist takes it toll, everything you thought you knew about bad punning will forever be transformed.
No, you will AGE and you will tell your ParmeSONS and your GrandPARMEsons all about it. You will SHEDdar tears at how good it is, and you will have no idea why. You'll look back and say "QUEso?"
You'll only know that it made you a MANchego
After all, isn't life itself a little cheesy?

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Frozen ice packs are the key to solve pain

LET IT GO. LET IT GO. CAN'T HOLD MY BACK ANYMORE. 

-Nick

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-Nick and Josue

The first Post

This is my Post. Not my cereal but my Post. I capitalized it because of its importance, not because it's enlarged to show texture. In a way, THIS POST IS ENLARGED BECAUSE OF TEXTURE. IT JUST "FEELS" RIGHT. NICK CUDE'S COMPUTER IS BROKEN, SO CAPS. OK ok ok.

-Josue